Love can be a cruel and unrequited emotion - just ask those Romeo and Juliet people.
Whoops, they're dead. But we do know one person you can ask who'll respond: Kelly Osbourne.
She's been gas-bagging about the types of fellas flocking her way recently:
"Lots of posh boys are keen," she told heat magazine.
But sadly for them, Kelly says she's just not interested, because she can't resist "bad boys".
See, we told you love could be cruel - think of all those broken-hearted Eton types, crying into their boater hats now they know Kel won't be sniffing around their way.
But Kel reckons they're a fickle bunch anyway, saying they've only come knocking on her door since she's lost weight:
"The good-looking boys only look at me now because I've lost so much weight - they would never have touched me before."
Kelly is said to have lost two stone in recent times. We document her weight loss in the gallery above...
