There's something scary going on
Tuesdsy 15th May
Yes it's the middle of May, yes it's freezing, so who cares about the summer, or getting a suntan or wearing lovely summery clothes? Not me. I'm turning to the dark side.
Which is lucky, because Bedlam is back for a second series on 6th June, and it's set to be scarier than ever before.
If you're ready to be terrified then have a look at the preview clip, meet the characters, and catch up on the first series before you hide yourself away in the darkness...
I'd love to know your initial thoughts - so leave a message on the Bedlam Facebook page.
Jessica Lewis, Editor
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There's something funny going on
Friday 11th May
I'm thrilled about our announcement, made today, of the two brand-new original comedies coming to Sky Living in the autumn. Gates is based around the school gates and stars Joanna Page and Tom Ellis (the uber-hot one from Miranda), and The Spa is set in a, er, spa with some very weird and wonderful guests. It's written by Benidorm's Derren Litten, so it's going to be ruuu-uuuude. Can't wait!
On a completely different tack, I've just heard about Louboutin's forthcoming foray into the beauty business. I can only imagine the sexy red-accented packaging that's to come, and obviously I can't wait to never be able to afford such beautiful things and to gaze longingly at the boxes like I do at the shoes.
And finally, it's the last week of The Love Machine, so hold onto your hair for one last spin. This is also your last chance to win a swanky holiday for two (Louboutins not included), so take yourself over to Facebook and give it a whirl...
Jessica Lewis, Editor
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Kate Middleton in no-nude shocker
Tuesday 9th May
It's finally time to get the flags out, because Kate Middleton has left the palace (is it a palace in Anglesey, or a cottage?) in shoes that are not nude.
Not only are they not nude, they're actually strappy, and sparkly, and a little bit stripper-ish. And not only that, she's wearing a dress with a thigh-high split. Angelina Jolie would be pleased, and that's something I think they'd both be surprised at.
Jessica Lewis, Editor
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Loving the leather
Thursday 3rd May
Oh, Ashton Kutcher! I never really cared much about you until today. I know that you're paid about $30 million for each second you appear on Two and A Half Men, I know that you probably made Demi cry, and that Bruce Willis would probably like to take you down, but I love you.
I love any man that can dress up as Karl Lagerfeld, and actually out-Karl Karl. I'm not a massive fan of a man who licks crisps out of a dog's mouth, but for $30 million a second, I can deal with it.
As for the storm that is Ashton dressed up as a Bollywood director - I'll leave it to you to decide whether or not it's right...
Jessica Lewis, Editor
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Bottoms up!
Friday 27th April
Kim Kardashian may not be my most favourite person in the world - mainly because my name doesn't begin with K and I know she'd reject me as a mate, so I'm just trying to protect myself from being ignored by a big-bottomed siren - but I have to applaud these latest pictures.
She's in the middle of a naked picture scandal, so what does she do when she knows there will be even more words written about her? Wear ridiculous optical-illusion trousers that turn everything even more 3D. Nice one.
While we're on the subject of ass, J.Lo, the woman who invented the ass, has clad it in gold lame and taken it out to play. She's about 85 - how does she still look so amazing?
Then there's this bottom. Not quite so Lopez-tastic is it?
Jessica Lewis, Editor
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Whitney and Elle, you're still in the running to become Britain and Ireland's...
Wednesday 25th April
Julien Macdonald, Tyson Beckford, Elle Macpherson, AND Whitney Port, together in one sexy room? It must be the return of Britain and Ireland's Next Top Model! We haven't got the exact dates, but I can tell you that from July you'll need to be glued to Sky Living.
If you're not already. Hands up who's loving Steps: On The Road Again? I already told you that the office ladies and I went to see them at the O2, so I can definitely confirm that they performed - but judging by the first episode of the show, I can't quite believe they managed it.
Jessica Lewis, Editor
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Time to Step back in time
Friday 20th April
Tonight, the Sky Living ladies are donning their sparkly cowboy hats, their tragic Tragedy tees and their bootcut jeans, and are all off to see Steps live at the O2.
It's been a fraught old journey - boot-scootin', bitching and back-stabbing - but they've finally made it, and on Monday at 9pm you can watch the whole thing unfold right in front of your eyes. Steps really are back on the road again!
If you're going tonight, give us all a wave - if you've been, then send me your pictures and they'll go up on the site. Tweet or email me and I'll make you famous, baby!
Jessica Lewis, Editor
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Jolie vs Aniston (again)
Monday 16th April
Call the Sky Living team soooooo 2006, but we're split into two very distinct camps. There's Team Jolie-Pitt (comprising Dana, the Style editor, and me) and Team Aniston (everyone else).
TJP (as we sometimes refer to ourselves when we're lonely) were thrilled with the announcement that Brad is finally making an honest woman of Angelina (he's never making an honest woman of her - that's why we love her). We love the ring he designed for her (it kicks that 'Jen' necklace right to the kerb), and we love the fact that she's probably going to wear something black and split to the thigh.
The Aniston contingent couldn't disguise thier distaste when they heard the news - but have satisifed themselves with the story that Jen (who is totally over Brad BTW and probably refers to him as her average-looking ex) is so happy for them that she's going to the wedding! Yeah right.
Jessica Lewis, Editor
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Do you want a job, Kim?
Thursday 5th April
I sometimes think I would like to ban Kim Kardashian from the world, but then I see pictures in which she's gone to the trouble of Photoshopping herself into sexy twins and I want to give her a job. The skills she demonstrates are second to none. Clever use of airbrushing - and the way she flips the image to make her bum almost touch her own bum - is nothing short of genius.
Not that our own Photoshop skills aren't absolutely up to scratch - today has mainly been spent comparing hot men to cute Easter animals (I blame the sugar highs we've all been experiencing due to Creme Egg cupcakes), turning Ryan Gosling into Superman, and fantasising over the songs Samantha (I'm Sexy And I know It) Brick would sing at karaoke.
Have an amazing Easter!
Jessica Lewis, Editor
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Happy National Cleavage Day (really, is it?)
Friday 30th March
We have lots of fine national institutions in the UK, HRH Queen Elizabeth II, Pippa Middleton's bum, The Rear Of The Year competition - and now National Cleavage Day.
I'm not quite sure how one 'celebrates' NCD, apart from wandering around the workplace sans top - but you can always click through our gallery containing pictures of our fave celebs in thier plunging Vs to get some sort of hurrah on this special day.
To make today even more exciting, I'd also like to share the naked pictures we've got of Kate and Wills on a nudist beach. Yes, there is full-frontal nudity, yes there is naked body snake art, and yes there was a little bit of Photoshop, but you get the gist...
Jessica Lewis, Editor
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My second favourite Kate
Wednesday 28th March
I absolutely hate chick flicks. I always have and I always will. With one exception. Titanic.
I pretty much feel the same way about Celine Dion's music (and possibly Celine Dion herself) and so if i'm unlucky enough to hear the opening bars of that song, then it's all over for me and I become one of those weepy women who cry (actually, who sob with huge raging gulps of emotion) at films.
Lucky, then, that I didn't go to the premiere of Titanic 3D last night and see my idol Kate WInslet in the flesh. I don't know what it is about her, but I think she's absolutely beautiful - and perfect just the way she is. Oh God. I sound like a woman who not only watches chick flicks, but can quote them.
Jessica Lewis, Editor
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Justify my love
Monday 26th March
In 1990, Madonna's music video for 'Justify My Love' was banned by MTV for being too rude. Twenty-two years, two pregnancies and four children later, she's been banned again by YouTube.
We think you're probably grown-up enough to look at a 53-year-old woman cavorting around in spandex and chains - but I'd love to know what you think!
Seeing as we're raking up the past, it's worth having a think about Kylie and Jason. Do you remember when they 'convinced' the world that they were just good friends but were in fact were having it off? I bet you'll never guess where it all started...
Jessica Lewis, Editor
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What Kate did next
Wednesday 21st March
Why am I always surprised when supermodel (FOR A REASON) Kate Moss pulls it out the bag again and again and again? For her latest shoot she channels her inner Marie Antionette (sans cake obviously) and languishes in lace at the Ritz. If you want to channel your inner Moss, then get involved in this season's new pastel and lace trend and wave goodbye to winter.
From uber-cool, let's go uber-cheesy and celebrate Steps headlining Pete Waterman's Hit Factory summer concert. I'm not sure how early I'll be getting up to buy tickets - but buy them I will.
And from uber-cheesy let's go uber-OAP and relish Rihanna's rocking granny. She'll blow your mind...
Jessica Lewis, Editor
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Macca keeps his eyes off the prize
Friday 16th March
Many people would argue that when faced with a nubile bare-breasted woman on the beach, the normal thing to do would be stare. But not so for Sir Paul McCartney, who manages to crick his neck at an unnatural conversational angle in order to keep focused.
I wonder if faced with a picture of naked Lauren Goodger he would be able to keep such a neutral expression?
There seems to be a bit of a bottoms-on-the-beach theme emerging here as Nicki Minaj shows off her magnificent posterior for a music video, Lisa Snowdon recreates a perfect rock-bottom pose, and Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez romp (romp is one of my favourite words) together in a hot tub.
If this is all too much for you, turn your attention away from all these scantily clad creatures and think about some good clean fun in the form of The Love Machine. Sexy singleton meets sexy singleton, and the rest is history...
Jessica Lewis, Editor
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Enjoy!
I'm just a Love Machine
Monday 12th March
I'm still in a bit of a spin about The Love Machine because I've been looking forward to seeing it on the telly for months and then suddenly there it was in all its glory.
The couples are all super-hot (ridiculously so) and at this stage in the game they only have nice things to say about each other. Will a week in the sun change that? Not that I want broken hearts all round... well, yeah, I sort of do. We got relationship expert Jo Hemmings to explore the contestants' body language and she's got a few interesting things to say, especially about Deano and Chanelle...
The machine has already been loaded up with fitties ready for next week - so have a little peruse at your leisure and see who you would like to ditch or date. I've got my favourite sorted...
Jessica Lewis, Editor
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Stacey Solomon takes over...
Friday 9th March
We're all about family, so we were proper chuffed when The Love Machine presenter Stacey Solomon popped in for a visit. But there's no such thing as a quiet day at Sky Living HQ and we put her straight to work. After making the obligatory tea round, she got down to business as guest editor (which was basically an excuse for Jess and Cat to put their feet up for a little while). So, without further ado, we're handing over to the delightful Stacey...
I'm very excited to be in the Sky Living office this morning, but more excited about seeing my new show The Love Machine, which starts on Sunday. My whole family are coming round to watch it. My dad's so proud whenever he sees me on telly.
You're going to love the first contestants - Amy, Cassius and Chanelle. They're all really good-looking! We had such a laugh filming, and helping people find love feels like I'm doing a good deed. Chris and I get on so well too, we're very different - he's quite blunt, whereas I'm a bit shy - but we make a great team.
I've been having a look around the site and I'm loving the Celebrity team's comparison of Abbey Clancy and Victoria Beckham - I've now not only got one fashion icon to aspire to, but two! (Though I'll never be able to afford their gorgeous outfits.) I don't think anyone will ever replace Posh as head WAG for me though, but Abbey's giving it a good go.
It's also great to see Kate Middleton revelling in her royal duties, but I do wish she'd wear some brighter colours. She's so beautiful, it would be nice to see her looking a little younger.
Someone who always gets it right is Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. I want hair like hers - so sleek and simple and lovely. I've also been checking out the sales gallery in the Style section and I quite fancy these Sam Edelman boots, this cute New Look dog T-shirt and this orange Reiss jumper - I love a splash of colour, me.
I'm off to spend the morning with the lovely ladies at Sky Living HQ, and then get ready for my party this weekend. You had better all be watching with me on Sunday 11th March at 6pm.
Lots of love,
Stacey x
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Harry's looking hot...
Tuesday 6th March
I might have mentioned my penchant for the ginger prince once or twice before but the pictures of Harry in the Bahamas really are something else. I don't know what I like most - the white beret, the dirty smirk - or the fact that he looks good drunk on rum and dancing in the street.
Hazza aside, my main focus this week is Inspirational Women's Day which takes place on 8th March.
Sky is celebrating womanhood in many different ways; we worship their fashion credentials, we showcase sisters doing it for each other, and we dress for success - but the jewel in our tiara is a film called Five.
Directed by five fabulous famous women, the movie explores breast cancer and the lives it touches - we'll be showing it on Sky Living HD at 9pm on Thursday 8th March. I'd love to know what you think.
Jessica Lewis, Editor
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Joan Collins in Botox shocker
Friday 2nd March
Joan Collins is one of my favourite people of all time (I once went on a pilgrimage to Birmingham to see her in panto) and I'm staggered that she's finally admitted to having Botox - but only once, mind.
I've always believed that her peachy complexion is down to the regular sex she likes to talk about so much with toyboy Percy - but he obviously isn't the fountain of youth we all thought him to be.
I was also surprised to see the state of Amy Childs' bath water (not because it's the colour of ditch water) but because she actually tweeted a picture of it. I don't want to sound like someone's mum but seriously - is nothing sacred? I'm all for tweeting about what I had for breakfast ("Darling, who cares about what you had for breakfast?") but rancid old water that I've just washed myself in is something else.
Oh, and if there is anyone left in the world who hasn't seen Kate Moss' boobs - she's only got them out again. I love her.
Jessica Lewis, Editor
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The morning after the night before
Monday 27th February
The Oscars® is without exception the most glamorous night in Hollywood, and so in true glamorous form the Sky Living Team donned their onesies to pull an all-nighter in the office.
All ths stars were out - Meryl Streep looked amazing but ever so slightly Thatcher-ish in bronze, J.Lo and Cameron Diaz compared bottoms, Diane Kruger showed everyone her bra - but my favourite look of the night was Angelina's leg poking out of her frock at every available opportunity. If she was a lesser creature, I would wonder if the whole display might have looked a bit desperate.
For those who forgot to ring up the night before and get tickets, Elton's annual AIDS Foundation party didn't look bad, the Vanity Fair event looked OK - although La Beckham didn't look massively impressed. Maybe next year it will be less about a onesie and more about a plus-one for me?
Jessica Lewis, Editor
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Paris Hilton is my hero
Friday 24th February
In my wildest dreams I never thought I would utter those words, but queen of all things tacky Paris Hilton has outdone herself with her new single. 'Drunk Text' doesn't actually involve any singing from the celebutante (thank God) but the 'song', which is better described as a monotonic, non-sensical ramble, has provided much mirth here at Sky Living HQ.
Seriously, who can't find some kind of joy in lyrics like: "If you take the word 'sex' and mix it with 'texting,' it's called 'sexting' / When you add drunk sexting, the words just don't make sense"? Yes, it's a blatant, unashamed attempt to perk up Paris' dwindling celebrity - and in my humble opinion, it's pure genius.
Of course, drunk texting is a sin we're all guilty of. (I'll provide no details I'm afraid - I don't text and tell.) But Paris' video has sparked an interesting debate. If you had the opportunity to send a saucy message to a celeb, would you? And, more to the point, which one? Shows editor Emily and I have been battling over who gets the rights to This Means War star Tom Hardy's number all morning. It's theoretical, of course, but better to be prepared just in case the situation arises.
But enough of my pervy fantasies. This weekend, it's all about the Oscars®. We'll be here from midnight on Sunday, cracking open a bottle of Moet to toast the event and reporting all the gossip from the red carpet - from who's wearing what to who won what. You can watch along with us on Sky Living HD from 11.30pm, as the gorgeous Alex Zane plays host to some very special guests, while the show kicks off proper on Sky Movies Premiere at 1.30am.
I'm off to get some munchies in - it's going to be a long night.
Cat Collins, Deputy Editor
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We're still fashion focused
Monday 20th February
London Fashion Week is in full swing and once again the stars are crammed into the front row - our gals might not have been partying with Rihanna, Stella and Kate but they certainly managed to get around a bit.
From Topshop to Henry Holland, then backstage at MAC and Temperley, our Style team were there - they even managed to stop a few of the most fashionable attendees and talk through their outfits.
If poor old Victoria Beckham is exhausted by Fashion Week then please spare them a thought.
Jessica Lewis, Editor
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Two weeks of fashion - crammed into one
Friday 17th February
I haven't known what to do with myself this week - what with the tragic news about Whitney, all the awards ceremonies, Fashion Week kicking off and the most popular shows on Sky Living back off hiatus, it's been a busy one.
Victoria Beckham wowed the crowd at New York Fashion Week with her new collection, Anna Wintour was caught grinning on the front row, and for those who couldn't make the event (everyone, then) - you'll soon know how to shop like you owned it.
London Fashion Week kicked off today, and the whole Style team is there - jealous? Make sure you keep an eye out for regular updates, behind-the-scenes gossip and catwalk critiques in our dedicated Fashion Week section.
Have a fabulous, if not fashionable weekend.
Jessica Lewis, Editor
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RIP Whitney Houston
Monday 13th February
The weekend was intense. It's not every day you hear that one of the most successful, beautiful and talented women in the world has been found dead in a hotel room. Whitney Houston was one of those fragile people for who fame seemed like too much of a price to pay for happiness.
Ironically, her death occured on the eve of the Grammy Awards - America's biggest night for music - and all the stars were in place to pay tribute to the six time-winner. In spite of the sombre mood, the red carpet was as glamorous as ever and our own fabulously talented Adele was the toast of the town.
A few hours earlier, London played host to the British Academy of Film and Television Awards - and again the stars and starlets hit the red carpet in style. Meryl Streep was the woman of the hour and Colin Firth (once again) stole our hearts as knight in shining armour, retrieving her lost shoe.
We're all emotionally exhausted. Bring back lunchtime lolz - all is forgiven.
Jessica Lewis, Editor
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Sexy and I know it
Friday 10th February
"If you can't think of anyone who you think you look like, then I'll just have to make it up." These were the words that went through my head as I clicked on Karli Drinkwater's Dead Ringers feature, created not just to make us laugh but to welcome back Ringer - starring Sarah Michelle Geller - from hiatus.
The rest of my beautiful team were likened to sexy, glossy, Hollywood babes. I was not. I was likened to a woman who (I think) is a little bit fabulous, but not really known for her classy good looks. See what you think. Are we twins, separated at birth?
In other weird-welcome-to-the-world-of-Sky-Living-Online news, the whole office has been in raptures over Olivia Palermo's dog's haircut - he's called Mr Butler, by the way (that's my favourite part of the whole story). Oh and um, Tom Daley and his GB teammates might have made a video where they dance around in their swimming costumes and we *might* have spent a lot of the afternoon watching it.
Until Monday!
Jessica Lewis, Editor
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Embrace whose curves, Kelly?
Wednesday 8th February
As if Kelly Brook needs the excuse of Valentine's Day to sit around in her scanties - apparently she does, because she's just launched a new line of very flammable-looking pants for New Look.
Joining bra designer babe Caprice and Imogen Thomas (who are suddenly best mates that get naked together), Kelly's range is designed for women who want to "embrace their curves". I think I'll stick to embracing Kel's curves because the thought of those French knickers makes me feel a little bit static (and not in a good way).
If it's non-itchy Valentine's treats you're after then embrace your inner magpie with these cute sparkly heart-shaped things. There isn't a scrap of tight satin in sight but you'll definitely feel a lot sexier.
Now, imagine Team Celeb's joy when they were invited to go and interview JLS - cue lots of giggling, sexual references and revelations about what Oritse keeps in his knickers...
Jessica Lewis, Editor
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All hail the queen
Monday 6th Febuary
In the weekend that Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II celebrated 60 years on the throne, Her Madgesty Madonna wowed her subjects at the Superbowl (I think it's a bit like the 6 Nations rugby - only there is one nation, and it's America) by dressing up as a gladiatorial schoolgirl cheerleader.
She looked absolutely mind-blowingly fabulous - but when you stop to think that the woman clad in head-to-toe black and gold Givenchy lame in front of you has been on this earth for almost the same amount of time as Queen Elizabeth's reign then it's time to do some serious life assessment. When I'm 53 and wear spandex as a matter of course, I'll have Her Madgesty to thank (unless I go down the wool-twin set-brooch-on-bosom combo route).
Jessica Lewis, Editor
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Perv alert
Wednesday 1st February
Pervy creatures in the UK unite! Today is Harry Styles' 18th birthday and to celebrate the cheeky (slash obnoxious) little lad's big day we've put together our favourite (annoying) Harry quotes. He seems to spend a lot of time talking about getting naked (be still your beating hearts), thongs, and how jealous he was of Matt Cardle being able to get a cat after his X Factor win.
You'll be pleased to know that David Beckham has been crowned Sexiest Man On The Planet by Heat magazine, which is good because his half-naked H&M campaign has just been released on the streets of London. Don't you go getting any ideas now, Harry...
The Sky Living girls have learned a bit of a valuable lesson this week - never admit to fancying anyone who isn't a celebrity. Victoria Joy, our Celebrity editor might have written an article proposing to Mr-Giraffe-Bread-Sainsbury's Man and it might have gone viral, and she might hate me for talking about it. But Chris King beats Harry Styles and David Beckham in my book.
Jessica Lewis, Editor
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How I love a pig in knickers
Monday 30th January
It's been a while since I've talked about breasts, and so I was pretty excited to come into work this morning and be presented with Denise Welch's knockers clad in a flesh-coloured bra and SHOVED IN MY FACE. Our editorial meetings are a dream come true. Honestly.
You wouldn't get Miss Piggy (she's definitely on my list of my favourite blondes) behaving in such way, would you? From humble (I use this term loosely) beginnings on The Muppet Show to her current status as internationally acclaimed movie star, we chart this sartorially spectacular sow's life in pictures (sort of).
Apart from Denise and Piggy, all the beautiful people came out to play at the SAG Awards last night - Lea Michele taught us the lost art of acting cool, and Emily Blunt taught us how to look effortlessly sexy by making sure her leg is poking out of her dress at all times - even if she has to hold said dress open at all times. Sexy and cool, girls. Sexy and cool.
Have a look at our red carpet round-up of the most beautifully dressed, the most shockingly dressed and the best accessories of the night (accessories as in jewellery, not men).
Oooh, and if you're a budding stylist in the making, don't forget you can apply to style Rihanna in her new show coming to Sky Living in the summer!
Jessica Lewis, Editor
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Rihanna joins Sky Living!
Thursday 25th January
Last night, we broke some pretty amazing news that Rihanna and Nicola Roberts have joined forces and will be coming to Sky Living with a brand new fashion show!
The premise is a simple one: young, up-and-coming fashionistas - carefully mentored by Nicola - design outfits for Rihanna's showbiz mates, and then finally, finally, one will get to design an outfit for Rihanna herself to wear at her Hyde Park gig in the summer.
You've got until 5th February to apply to take part in this amazing show - who knows what might happen?
Basically, Rihanna and Nicola are all anyone can talk about, so we've put together an homage to the fabulous pair, charting Ri-Ri's style transformation, Nicola's beauty evolution, Rihanna's hair history, etc etc. You get the picture. Get all the news, gossip and further announcements right here.
Tweet me your thoughts!
Jessica Lewis, Editor
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All good things must come to an end
Monday 23rd January
I know it's really none of my business (it's my job, and that's different), but isn't it awful when celebrities who you thought were in it for the long haul (how we make these assumptions I don't know) just turn round, catch you unaware and break up? Heidi Klum and Seal, for example. I thought these two would be together forever because a) they throw the best Halloween parties on the planet and b) they're always snogging.
I'm sad for these people I've never met but, more to the point, I'm sad that next year there won't be pictures of their amazing his'n'hers Halloween costumes. Will they host rival parties? Will they sit in their separate houses watching scary telly and eating sweets like everyone else? We'll just have to wait to find out...
I've also heard that it might be curtains for Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis, after she made cryptic comments about their relationship in a recent interview. They can't split up! I had these two down as forever-evers, which means I'm probably going to have to rely on Alex Reid and Chantelle Houghton to provide the fairytale ending for me. They're still together, right?
Jessica Lewis, Editor
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Why do my holiday pictures look nothing like hers?
Friday 20th January
As my tan fades I've been spending more and more time gazing at other people's holiday snaps. By other people, I clearly mean Rihanna's holiday snaps - doesn't she look hot? But doesn't she look like an absolutely normal, absolutely uber hot woman who casually does a bit of modelling for Armani in her spare time, too?
Katie Price has also been soaking up the sun in Miami and once again I am reminded of the difference between slebs and civilians; slebs "frolic" on the beach where the rest of us slump, slebs wear a full face of make-up where the rest of us scrape our hair back into a bun and pick the spots that the suncream has given us. Or is that just me?
Jessica Lewis, Editor
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Honey, I'm home
Wednesday 18th January
I'm safely ensconsed back at Sky Living HQ and it feels like I've been away forever. I went to a place where telephones didn't work, wifi didn't exist and local celebrities were nothing but a gang of rabid old cats copulating on the beach.
I've spent the last few days marveling at Beyonce's baby name (old news), spitting my chips out over Perry and Brand's split (old news - although I thought we talked about that ages ago, so it's even older news), and getting my knickers in a twist over Sarah Harding and Dolly Parton's tattoos.
The best way I know how to settle back into life apres Christmas (more old news), and apres holiday, is to watch a lot of TV (and yes, I know I'm biased). So what's up? Bigger Than... is my new all-time favourite Sky Living show and tonight's episode features three bouncing Britney fans battling it out to be Bigger Than... Britney.
We'll be on Twitter from 9pm talking about it, so come and get involved!
Jessica Lewis, Editor
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And the winner is...
Monday 16th January
It's a quiet morning here at Sky Living HQ, mostly because many of the usually lively ladies have been up since 4am covering the action from last night's Golden Globes. And what a night it was. We were very proud to see homegrown talent Kate Winslet, the gorgeous Idris Elba and the cast of Downton Abbey scoop well-deserved gongs. And even cheeky chappie Ricky Gervais behaved himself (for once).
I've spent most of the morning so far salivating over the array of gorgeous frocks the A-list ladies were sporting - Ange, in particular, looked flipping amazing - but it's always fun to point out a fashion faux pas, too. When did Kelly Osbourne start taking tips from her mum? And what's with the continuing trend for nude? It might not be the most fashion-forward thing I've ever said, but I can't get on board with naked dresses (this has nothing whatsoever to do with the fact that I could never carry one off myself). The red carpet needs colour, people.
On to tonight, and America's Next Top Model All-Stars returns with a brilliant makeover episode. You'd think that, having been through this process before, Tyra's wannabes would expect the worst. You'd be wrong.
Speaking of great TV, I'm interrupting my usual banter to bring you a message from our sponsors. I've noticed that many of our loyal viewers have been clamouring to find out when some of our top shows - including Criminal Minds, The Secret Circle, Ringer, Grey's Anatomy and Bones - are returning. The people behind the telly schedules are still working on it, but I promise you won't have to wait much longer. Take advantage of Sky's Never Miss service for a reminder once the date is confirmed.
Today has been officially labelled Blue Monday - the Christmas cheer has faded, New Year resolutions have been broken and those pesky credit card bills are piling up - but I refuse to be brought down, particularly when there's so much good stuff on the interweb, such as...
#1 Jessica Biel is officially to become Mrs Timberlake - but where's her ring?
#2 As Ashlee Simpson is the latest celeb to make a guest appearance on the ANTM judging panel, we check out her fashion credentials.
#3 Our shopping guru Hayley Spencer is officially stylist to the stars - she recommended a sexy black Dior gown for Mila Kunis, and guess what Mila wore to the Globes? We are officially winning.
Cat Collins, Deputy Editor
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It's a hard life
Friday 13th January
I've always assumed that celebs are practically perfect in every way. When we see them on the red carpet, women like Angelina Jolie exude an outer calm that indicates everything's going swimmingly. It turns out, I was wrong. And more fool me. I'm so used to comparing my own life to the glossy, glitzy versions of the A-listers, it's important to remind myself on occasion that they're just people too, which just goes to show that the old adage - assume and make an ass out of 'u' and me - is true.
If I'm being honest, the latest revelations that Ange has had a hard time of late have given me hope. Not that I don't have sympathy for her - I do - but it's nice to know that life isn't always perfect, even for Hollywood's own Mary Poppins.
Those who still need a little convincing should check out the spoof video that went viral this week. Beauty's best kept secret isn't moisturiser, or mascara - it's Fotoshop. And yes, I'm aware that, doing the job I do, I really should know better.
On to lighter subject matters, and somebody else who really should know better is Sarah Harding. My biggest problem with her new tatt? The typo. Tut, tut, Sarah - always check with us before you give yourself a permanent inking.
Here's a few highlights from the team to get you through the weekend - have a good one.
#1 Ladylike it ain't, but I'm loving Adele's Twitter reaction to her Brit nominations.
#2 The Style ladies have done themselves proud with this week's best and worst dressed galleries.
#3 Shows editor Karen Cowell has proved she's a girl after my own heart with her plans for Friday 13th, which include a onesie and a box of chocs.
Cat Collins, Deputy Editor
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For shame, Russell. For shame.
Wednesday 11th January
I've always kind of liked Russell Brand. He's funny, and intelligent, and quite handsome in a metrosexual kind of way (I'm not opposed to a bit of guyliner). But his recent antics have good and proper put me off. Removing your wedding ring as part of a publicity stunt for your tour? I expected more, Mr Brand.
So my small weakness for Russell might be done with, but an old crush on the beautiful David Beckham has reared it's pretty head again after he was named king of all the abs in a recent poll. At the risk of sounding a bit pervy, I've been poring over pics of Becks all morning and he's definitely a deserving winner.
As is Cheryl Cole, who's also been praised for her impressive torso, reminding me of my pledge to get all fit and healthy this year. To inspire me further, I shall be paying close attention to tonight's Bigger Than..., in which a bunch of Lady Gaga-alikes just dance their way to the popstrel's killer bod. I shall not, under any circumstances, sit and watch the show in my pyjamas accompanied by a tub of Pringles and an oversized bar of Dairy Milk.
Mmm… Dairy Milk…
Here's what else you need to know today:
#1 Beyonce might've popped her sprog, but we couldn't help but notice how fabulous she looked while preggers - so we've done a gallery to celebrate Mrs Carter's style.
#2 18-year-old Cher Lloyd has depressed every single 30-something at Sky Living HQ by getting engaged to boyfriend Craig Monk. But we're very pleased for her, obvs.
#3 Katie Holmes has ditched her usual frumpy look for a fabulously sexy new ad campaign. Jealous? Us? Well… quite a bit, actually.
Cat Collins, Deputy Editor
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30 Something
Monday 9th January
As the Duchess of Cambridge bids farewell to her twenties, I'm feeling Kate Middleton's pain today. August 2012 will see me finally become a grown-up. I'm not wholly enamoured with the idea, but totally impressed with Kate, who saw out 29 in style at the War Horse premiere last night. It's doubtful I'll mark the event with such class (you're likely to find me sat in the corner of a quiet pub, sobbing into a pint glass as I face up to the reality of the big 3-0), but good for her.
To those of you who reckon 30 doesn't necessarily mean growing up, I refer you to Beyonce, who in her 30th year has become proud mum to baby girl Blue Ivy Carter - a prospect that, frankly, terrifies me. I couldn't be more chuffed for the couple, but must admit I'm most looking forward to the inevitable baby-inspired album in which Jay will, presumably, add nappy changing and sleepless nights to his list of 99 problems.
That said, one celeb who refuses to mature, and I hope to God never will, is the wonderfully nutty Tyra Banks, who returns to Sky Living tonight with an all-new series of America's Next Top Model. This cycle sees some of the series' bitchiest and most ambitious contestants of all time return in a last-ditch attempt to be crowned catwalk queen. It's going to be brilliant.
While I pop off to enjoy the immaturity and puerile behaviour the remaining months of my twenties allow me, here are the things you should be looking at today:
#1 Jodie Marsh has returned to the Celebrity Big Brother house to do a bit of bodybuilding - fake tan and all.
#2 'Frugal' continues to be our watch word for January, so the Style team have scoured the Sky Living Shop to come up with our best buys under £50.
#3 Nicki Minaj is tonight's ANTM guest judge, so we've delved through her wacky wardrobe choices for the sole purpose of your entertainment.
Cat Collins, Deputy Editor
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So that's what an epiphany feels like...
Thursday 5th January
OK, so I know my recent ramblings have centred on weight loss, but I'm having a bit of an empowered morning. It has occurred to me that it might be healthier to concentrate on being confident and happy, rather than constantly concerned about my imperfections.
It's not an original epiphany, I'll grant you, but I feel it might be better to accept my lot in life following Imogen Thomas' latest display of herself, half-naked, accompanied by claims that she's "#nothappygrrr" and has "body issues". I hate to be insensitive, but is she serious? If she's not happy, then what hope do the rest of us have?
Somebody who clearly doesn't have any such issues is LeAnn Rimes, whose peachy posterior has been on display courtesy of an itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny bikini in Hawaii. And Olly Murs is equally as pleased with his bod - despite not looking quite so buff as he has previously. Personally, I don't have a problem with a man carrying a bit of movement allowance, but Celebrity journalist Rachel David is far more discerning when it comes to these things.
So, I'm not giving up on my 2012 goals, but I'm determined to make the most of what I've got in the meantime. And while I enjoy my newfound confidence, I give to you my favourite things on the site today:
#1. The sales are in full swing, and we've done all the hard work so you don't have to. You're very welcome.
#2. 2011 was the year of K-Mid, so we're celebrating her fabulousness.
#3. Retro films The Great Gatsby and W.E. have inspired the Style team to hunt for some spectacular silver screen-style sartorial selections.
Cat Collins, Deputy Editor
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New Year = new me?
Tuesday 3rd January
Before Christmas I alluded to my Bigger Than... and Biggest Loser-inspired New Year's resolutions, and how I was unlikely to keep them. But we're on day two (bank holidays don't count - them's the rules) of the new, leaner, fitter, more fun-loving 2012 me, and so far so good. A healthy oaty breakfast, as recommended by nutritionist Hayley Darby, was gulped down as I made my way out the door this morning, and I got off the bus a stop early. Be proud of me - this is basically the longest my willpower has ever lasted. I'm determined to at least make it through the week before I sink my face into a plate of chips.
But while the summer - which seems so, so far away right now - will inevitably call for an entirely new wardrobe, I'm going to wear out the winter in style - which means some serious sales shopping. This is a prospect that terrifies me, but luckily I have a Hayley Spencer-shaped secret weapon, and her top tips will ensure I don't waste my hard-earned (and ever-dwindling) cash on 'bargains' that never again see the light of day.
For now, though, it's back to the old grindstone. Which will for the most part see me spending my day Googling the Celebrity team's ones to watch for 2012 to figure out who they all are. Blimey, this job makes me feel old sometimes…
Cat Collins, Deputy Editor
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Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven! Blah, blah, blah...
Friday 30th December
I consider myself a lively, fun, outgoing person. I'm always up for a good time, and usually the last to leave a party. But sometimes there's nothing to be done but curl up under a duvet and admit defeat - and New Year's Eve is one of those nights for me.
My grumpiness on 31st December knows no bounds. And after years of comforting friends while they cry about the boy who didn't kiss them at midnight, holding people's hair back as they empty a night's overindulgence into a pub toilet, and trying to avoid the rowdy drunkards on a packed tube as dawn breaks, I give up.
This year, I'll be seeing in 2012 round my mate Anna's. We'll crack open a bottle of champs to go with our Chinese takeaway, we'll watch a movie, and she's promised me a chaste peck on the cheek when the clock strikes 12. What more could a girl want?
OK, so it's not going to be a wild A-list night out, but I'll be happy. I'll be with people I love. And that's what it's all about, really, isn't it?
I'll wake, somewhat bleary-eyed, on the first of January with a determination to make 2012 a good 'un, and actually keep my resolutions for once. This year, I plan to sculpt myself a banging bod like Beyonce's, and to have some flipping fun. The best bit is that, depending on your interpretation of such things, these resolutions kind of cancel each other out - clever, aren't I?
But whether you're throwing shapes down the local disco (I hear such places still exist), scrubbing red wine out of the carpet at an ill-advised house party (what were you thinking?), or living the high life at a swanky do, I wish you a very, very Happy New Year - may 2012 bring all sorts of brilliant things for you and yours.
We'll see you on the other side, but for now, here are my favourite things on the Sky Living site today:
#1. Beyonce and Jay-Z have reportedly become the proud parents of a baby girl, presumably adding nappy changing and sleepless nights to Jay's list of 99 problems.
#2. We have no idea what resolutions celebrities might make come New Year's Day - so we made a bunch of stuff up.
#3. I love a big girl with big dreams, so it stands to reason that I think our new show Bigger Than… will be nothing short of bloody brilliant.
#4. That banging bod I mentioned? I want one so I can look like these disgustingly stylish people. Wish me luck.
Cat Collins, Deputy Editor
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It's not over yet...
Wednesday 28th December
I do love the few days between Christmas and New Year. It seems to be the only time of year when it's absolutely acceptable to spend whole entire days sitting on the sofa, watching movies, and ignoring five-a-day quotas in favour of a chocolate and cheese-based diet.
I think of it as the calm before the storm. That storm being rowdy New Year's Eve parties, desperate bargain hunting (trust me on this, online shopping is the key to surviving the sales), and the familiar January diet/exercise treadmill - one which I will inevitably take a running leap off of before the month is out.
But before I look ahead to 2012, I like to bask in the year that was - a year in which we mourned the loss of more than one great talent, gained a new princess, mused over several super-injunction scandals, and celebrated countless celebrity bumps, brides and break-ups.
This time last year, who knew our crush on Gary Barlow would have been revived? Or that Cheryl Cole's nation's sweetheart crown would have been knocked off her head by the one who sings in N-Dubz? Or that the Beckhams would finally add a baby girl to their brood? Or that we'd have rediscovered the pure awesomeness of Steps?
So for now, it's back to my sofa (from which I am working in a dedicated, professional and not at all pyjama-clad manner), to enjoy the final few days of 2011. TV treats abound, and I spy a few toffees remaining in that there Quality Street tin…
Cat Collins, Deputy Editor
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It's Christmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas! (Almost.)
Friday 23rd December
The Sky Living team have been eating a mixture of Refreshers and Ferrero Rocher for breakfast, Stacey Solomon's Driving Home For Christmas has been playing on repeat, and the whole office is covered in pink glitter - the big day is nearly here, and we're all in for a massive treat...
There will be some fab shows on Living over the next few weeks: Kylie's Aphrodite tour, Mystic Pizza and Gaga's Monster Ball to name a few. Lots of opportunities to do even more shopping in the sales (if your presents all suck), and time to sit back and think about 2011.
I'm actually taking myself off to do a Kate Moss-style detox (read: retox), and will be handing you over to the very fragrant Cat Collins, who, generally speaking, is a lot nicer than me.
Have a fabulous Christmas!
Jessica Lewis, Editor
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I have gone Beckham mad
Wednesday 21st December
I'm thrilled to announce that Bedlam will be back on Sky Living for a super-scary second series in the spring (try saying that after a few glasses of mulled wine). Lacey Turner will star, and it's meant to be even scarier than the first series. Keep your eyes peeled for more info...
I don't know what's got into me at the moment but I seem to be going Beckhams-do-Christmas crazy. They are all I want to think about. Anyone care to imagine VB dressed as Mary, DB dressed as Joseph and baby Harper as the big JC? You don't have to, these pictures exist. (Sort of.)
My obsession got a further fix this morning when I stumbled across the official Beckham Christmas card and even the old cynic in me had to admit how undeniably cute it is.
Unfortunately I shouldn't know how cute it is, because it should never have been leaked in the first place - but let me tell you, there are drawn on antlers and everything...
Jessica Lewis, Editor
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I want Cruz wear
Monday 19th December
Christmas must be around the corner (last-minute shopping ideas here) because, regardless of where Father Christmas is right now, the Beckhams are back in town. I am experiencing a feeling I've never felt before, and that's style envy of a bunch of kids. Basically, I will never be as cool as Cruz Beckham is right now, and he probably can't even read that well.
Another person I will never be as cool as is The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo's Rooney Mara. People bandy around the expressions "poised", "effortlessly chic" and "serenely beautiful" all the time (never with me in mind, I may add) but this chick, in my opinion, takes the prize.
Britney "I got married in a tracksuit" Spears, Imogen "I'm not a blackmailer" Thomas and Coleen "My weave is falling out" Rooney, on the other hand, I'm comfortable being compared to.
Less than a week to go, people..!
Jessica Lewis, Editor
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Don't get naked. GET NAKED.
Wednesday 14th December
I love Louis Walsh because everything about him is just a tiny bit creepy. It's creepy the way his face can only muster three expressions (vacant, surprised and smug), it's weird the way he can't clap his hands like a normal person; but the sight of his legs clad in thick shimmer tights while dressed as Cheryl Cole is enough to give you nightmares. Bad enough nightmares to warrant a gallery called Please Don't Get Naked. You should look at it - it's vile.
Harry Judd, on the other hand. He can get naked anytime he wants. Oh, and he has. Enjoy...
Jessica Lewis, Editor
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Little Mix to join The Beatles in pop hall of fame?
Monday 12th December
I love that Little Mix won The X Factor, mainly because I doubt we'll ever hear from them again. I think they'll be spending the next part of their careers doing creative collaborations with Matt Cardle, Steve Brookstein and Noel from Hear'Say, leaving Marcus - who was my favourite from day one - free to join pop royalty (Jedward, Peter Andre - stars of that calibre) on stage at T4 On The Beach next summer. Can't wait!
If you're not completely X Factor-ed out, watch this laugh-till-you-go-to-hell video of some tween called Rachel Crow being kicked out of the US version. There are hysterical tears, faux fainting, screaming and bellowing, and evidence that, faced with disapointment, Brits and Americans are two very different kettles of fish.
Jessica Lewis, Editor
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Have yourself a very nakey Christmas...
Thursday 8th December
Chrimbo has finally arrived in the Sky Living office! We've put up the decorations, booze and cake is flowing, and we're extremely excited for the department Christmas party tonight. And let me tell you - after a busy few weeks, a night spent painting the town red is much needed, though I do have sympathy for certain members of the team who'll be working the early shift in the morning (not enough sympathy to do it for them… sorry ladies).
SO, things that have grabbed my attention today include Lindsay Lohan getting naked (oh, and those intriguing excerpts from her diary), Kate Moss getting naked (there's a theme here); and I'm becoming obsessed with the thought of Caroline Flack and Harry Styles getting it on (not in a weird way, I hasten to add). Personally, I'm all for their relationship - if they're happy, who are we to judge?
But while I click my way around the internet looking at all things labelled NSFW (doubt our celebrity fan K-Mid has the same taste in lowbrow brain fodder), Style's e-tailing queen Hayley Spencer has been hard at work shopping for us - I thoroughly recommend her multitudinous gift guides for those who are stuck for pressie ideas.
If, unlike me, you'll be spending the evening preserving brain cells rather than killing them, check out Karen's guide to what's on Sky Living tonight.
Catherine Collins, Deputy Editor
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Hannah Waterman in bikini shocker
Tuesday 6th December
For mere mortals, December is not the time to be thinking about bikinis. It is the time to be thinking about mince pies, mulled wine and as many Christmas-themed canapes as you can stuff down your screecher. However, if you're Hannah Waterman and have a point to prove then it's a different matter altogether. Well done Hannah, you've lost loads of weight. Can't wait for the exercise DVD. Zzzzzzzzzz.
Over in Hawaii, Kirsten Dunst cuts a much classier figure. I'm a massive fan of the fake tan, but I can't help admiring someone who shuns the obvious Hollywood/Essex look so completely. (With the exception of Nicola Roberts, she looks like a microwaved corpse.)
Anyway, back to Christmas - the Style team have created loads of amazing gift guides packed full of presents for everyone in your life, and soon I'll have news of the movies that will be on Sky Living over the festive season. Watch this space...
Jessica Lewis, Editor
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All I can't abide for Christmas
Friday 1st December
For lots of people, Mariah Carey's All I Want… is the best Christmas song ever (personally, I'd go for Wham's Last Christmas) but I think she might just have ruined it for everyone.
Imagine, if you will, a sexy-Santa-suit-clad Mariah (impossible, I know) gyrating in front of a wall (?) in some random supermarket (?) seducing teen heartthrob Justin Bieber, then whisking him away in a sleigh, WITH A PUPPY. You don't have to imagine - you can watch the whole horrible thing here.
Jessica Lewis, Editor
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Kylie takes my advice
Monday 28th November
When Kylie went to collect her honorary degree from Chelmsford University a few months ago I was very distressed about the colour of her hair. I don't know if it was a bid to appear more intellectual but washing-up-water brown did her no favours.
Finally, it seems that she's listened to my advice and has gone back to blonde. The pop goddess was also inducted into the ARIA Hall of Fame (whatever that is) and has hinted about having babies, but I'm really more interested in the hair.
Dannii, on the other hand (that elfin crop needs to go, love), finally announced her new job. No, not on the checkout at Morrisons or as an office admin assistant, but as judge on a televised talent show (Britain's Got Talent, not the other one). Christmas presents are back on in the Minogue / Smith household!
If you're stuck in a bit of a Christmas present rut (and let's face it, bath pearls are rubbish), get a little inspiration from our daily gift guides. First up - gifts for the beauty junkie...
Enjoy!
Jessica Lewis, Editor
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Marilyn: the brightest star that ever was
Thursday 24th November
Forget the TOWIE girls, the girls on The X Factor (none of them actually have the X Factor, do they?) and those rough girls (or rather, that one rough girl) who Sellotape their bits together for Nuts magazine, because there will never be a woman so chic, so sexy or so fabulous as Miss Monroe.
A new biopic, My Week with Marilyn is out this week and so we're paying homage to the style icon that can never be emulated. These modern-day versions haven't quite got it, have they? (Well, apart from Nanny Pat - she always storms it.)
Jessica Lewis, Editor
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It's a tough job but someone's gotta do it
Monday 21st November
Here at Sky Living, part of our daily grind is to scrutinise celebrities, especially celebrities out on the tiles, specifically celebrities out on the tiles, spilling out of their frocks. We like to call it rack attack because we're charming like that. Can you guess who this monumental cleavage calls home…?
Another key part of the day is trawling the internet looking at things we want to buy. Today happens to be called Mega Monday because it's the busiest pre-Christmas online shopping day of the year - fill your sparkly boots with our pick of the best bargains under £50 and make someone very happy.
Oh and I've got another competition for you but you have to act quickly. We're giving you the chance to win a pair of red-carpet premiere tickets for Puss in Boots, plus the night in a posh hotel. The competition ends on Wednesday so hurry up and do it.
Jessica Lewis, Editor
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Bad news for wannabe cougars
Friday 18th November
Oh dear. Women 'of a certain age' no longer have a justifiable excuse for fancying younger men.
In the past it was okay to perve over a hot Greek man-child waiter, or one of the younger members of an unspecified boyband (*ahem* Zayn from One Direction *ahem*), but now the mantra, "It's fine, look at Demi and Ashton, they're happy" is nothing but a depressingly inaccurate summary of times gone by. Clearly, it wasn't fine. Caroline Flack needs to think hard and fast about this because I can't imagine saying, "It's fine, look at Caroline and Harry…" anytime soon.
In cheerier news, there have been lots of 'curves being embraced' over the past few days. Yoghurt connoisseur Martine McCutcheon poured herself into a strapless little number, Natalie Cassidy (now she really is my favourite female celebrity) poured herself into some black, shiny, strappy, weird little number and the TOWIE girls have been locked in a flesh-flashing fight. Do you prefer Lauren's sexy tabard-inspired dress or Chloe's 'demure' (but completely see-through) LBD?
Pure class.
Jessica Lewis, Editor
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Christmas in November? I've changed my tune.
Wednesday 16th November
It's nowhere near pay day and yesterday I didn't mind. I thought I was happy with all my tired old (it now transpires, rubbish) clothes but I AM NOT HAPPY. Thanks to the Style team, I'm now desperate to buy all the things in their fashion features full of outfits. The sparkly skirt in particular sets my little heart racing. Oh, and the shoes. The things I'd do for those shoes...
While I'm talking about things I want, have a look at our Christmas gift guide. I know that less than a week ago I was bah-humbugging all talk of the festive season in November, but I've had mulled wine and mince pies since then. Bring it on, Santa.
In celebrity news, I'm excited to report that Chantelle and Alex are expecting their first child together (can't wait for the obligatory half-naked bump photo shoot, a la the lovely Michelle Heaton), the case against Baby Baby Baby daddy Bieber has been dropped (thankfully) and Catherine and Jason are still very much in love (probably).
Jessica Lewis, Editor
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Inappropriate outfits
Monday 14th November
I am not going to dwell on the controversy of The X Factor at the weekend because Twitter (and the show's official site) did a fine job without me. All I will comment on is Kelly's outfit. She always, always completely nails it and then on Saturday, something happened with a tux.
Someone who would never dream of wearing any kind of trouser suit is the one and only KP. Signed by Katie Price is back on tonight and according to all sources, it's the best episode yet. Why? Because it's makeover week. One would assume that people who apply to be on such a show would be begging for a full Jordan-inspired image rehaul - but apparently not. Watch the preview clip here.
Finally, I've got an amazing competition I want you to enter - we're giving you the chance to win a massive night out (let's call it a fake hen night) with five mates. We're throwing in dinner, drinks, cocktails and a club, and all in celebration of Bridesmaids, which is out now on DVD.
Tweet me and tell me the naughtiest bridesmaid-related thing you've ever done...
And click through for more of my musings on all things Sky Living.
Jessica Lewis, Editor
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