Of course we're only joking.
This leading lady is about ready to pop, we'd say.
And her stomach's going down in baby bump history.
Let's hope Jessica Simpson is far too excited to feel any discomfort with that ballooning belly of hers.
Have you ever seen such an epic bump?
The former reality star was spotted wearing a skintight dress as she hit the shops with a gal pal in Beverly Hills.
But if you were thinking she might be on the hunt for some loose-fitting fashion, you'd be wrong.
Instead, she's preparing the wardrobe of her little tot with a visit to baby boutique, Bel Bambini.
While Jess hasn't yet revealed her due date, she and fiance Eric Johnson announced their baby news in October last year.
Going by the usual three month announcement rule, that means their bundle of joy should be due sometime in May.
Here's hoping either we've added that up incorrectly, or Jess has a lot more dresses to stretch out.
By Rachel David
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