Be warned, people - the internet can be a dangerous thing.
Just last week us Living ladies stumbled across a letter on the net, and I loved it so much that I wrote about it.
That innocent article, dear friends, has been turned into a marriage proposal (alright, so the title probably didn't help) by the world wide web, and now it's being mentioned in blogs and press releases netwide.
After reading Chris King's reply to toddler Lily Robinson about the name of Sainsbury's tiger bread, it was clear to see he was a kind-hearted chap (who was probably a bit bored at work) which - girls correct me if I'm wrong - is a positive dealbreaker when taking a bloke home to your mum, introducing him to your lifelong mates, talking him into making you dinner for the fourth day in a row, etc, etc.
And, hey, everyone likes a man who's good with kids. It's not going to hurt any woman walking down the aisle to know that her hubby-to-be doesn't equate children with the devil's work.
However, and this is where you all really need to listen up, it was in no way a serious marriage proposal.
I'm sure Chris is a lovely guy - and I can't fault the dedication he shows to his work, or the achievement of Lily getting her giraffe bread sold nationwide - but the brutal ridicule and torment I've suffered at the hands of the Sky Living team, and Twitter for that matter, has made it necessary to clear up the matter.
I am, however, happy to receive supplies of free giraffe bread for the rest of time as gratitude for helping promote what can only be described as a humdinger for the PR department at Sainsbury's. You've got my Twitter handle, guys.
Jeez, can't a girl write a story around here?
By Victoria Joy
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