There's having cheek, and then there's Reese Witherspoon.
Until now we've kept quiet while she and our Jake Gyllenhaal romanced it up.
But the latest goss surrounding the two has us wanting to march over to her house and give her a good telling off.
And erm, speaking of front doorsteps, these reports means we may just be able to do that.
See, the Metro alleges Reese and Jake are playing home-home in Notting Hill - right under our noses.
Jake is over here filming his latest movie, Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, and apparently Reese has decided to come and spend four months at his side.
Now, we've got nothing against people savouring the fine sights of Blighty.
But truth be told, we'd kinda hoped we'd be the ones frying up Jakey-boy's eggs for him in the morning.
So, that said, we're off to find the lovebirds and join them for a morning croissant and orange juice.
